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Tickling your funny bone!
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 9:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 3:22 pm
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Tickling your funny bone!






Love Handles:
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed. "No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish." "Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed." Poof! And just like that...... her ears were gone.





Tickling your funny bone!
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Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday!
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 7:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 4:22 pm
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Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday!


Who washes your tits?



Who washes your butt?


Do you love to have sex in the shower?


Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday!
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To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday!
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 7:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 9:50 am
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To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday!


No show?



Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!


To show or not to show that is the question!


To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday!
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Wishing for Tuesday!
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 9:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:07 am
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Wishing for Tuesday!


I can not wait until Tuesday cums!



Tuesday's are always deeper!


I can not wait!


Wishing for Tuesday!
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It is hard on a Monday!
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 9:13 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:22 am
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It is hard on a Monday!


Apparently it is dry!



Ok, you can tease me until Tuesday!


It is cold too on Mondays but your heat will melt away all my worries and frustrations!



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Only on a Monday funnies!
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 8:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:21 am
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Only on a Monday funnies!


This guy got a hell of a blow job this Monday!



Well, It is a Monday one needs whatever help one can get just to get through the day!


And women worry about pantie lines!


Only on a Monday funnies!
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 6:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:26 am
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They got my name wrong in the UK. The girls kept calling me "Little Ben"!






If I only had a dollar!





Getting my carry on through customs at the UK airport and SFO was a bitch!
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Sunday Good Eats!
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 6:08 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:31 am
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Sunday Good Eats!












Sunday Good Eats!
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Naked and Unaffraid Sunday!
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 6:06 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:33 am
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Funny Saturday!
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 8:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:53 am
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Boobs: Proving that guys can focus on two things at once.



Old Ladies:
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day...Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. (The pharmacist fainted.)


Men screw with dicks.
Women screw with minds.



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You are in my Inappropriate thoughts Saturday!
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 7:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:55 am
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You are in my Inappropriate thoughts Saturday!


What are your most inappropriate thoughts that you could only disclose on a sex site, if any?



When making love how often are you think of some other person?





You are in my Inappropriate thoughts Saturday!
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Boys will always be boys on Saturday!
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 7:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2018 9:43 am
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Boys will always be boys on Saturday!












Boys will always be boys on Saturday!
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Funny Friday!
Posted:Jul 13, 2018 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 3:26 pm
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Funny Friday!


I am happy to report that black cocks are as popular in Europe as they are in the USA!



A sexy maid is the rage in Europe!
No housekeeping skills required but oral skills and knowledge of all the French positions are mandatory!


Tea or pee?
I couldn't finger that one out either, sorry!


Funny Friday!
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Tickling your funny bone! (9)sweet_VM
Jul 18, 2018 8:08 am
To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday! (3)Leegs2012
Jul 17, 2018 5:07 pm
Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday! (6)Leegs2012
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