UPDATE: IF you live in a house that looks like the set of GUMMO ( Look that movie up) OR you live in a duplex shared house with paper thin walls, I don't want anything to do with it! I need MEN with privacy ( NO ROOMIES )that can host!!!!!! Or at least a nice hotel!

. Swinger World may say im online but its logged on via phone so it may seem im online when im NOT.



Can you guys please READ the profile. Do you think I have a shopping list of things just so you DON'T follow it. Come on now! Please I want out the box thinkers. The worse men I keep meeting are the ones that boast that their different than the typical cave man, truly aren't.

Don't ask me to send you random pics to show that im real. I am very much real except for my tits. Im sorry some of guys have met some weirdos and run across fakers, but do you honestly think a faker would be this bitchy LOL No way a faker would convince anyone to their site, this mean. I don't jump through hoops for men I already know with pictures so im not doing it for strangers. ALSO I am NOT skinny or fit and this doesn't mean I don't work out because I do, im just not an OC bobblehead barbie, im a cushy size 12 so if you don't like stacked women with big ass move on!!!

Im tired of dudes with the next best thing personality disorder, if you met a pretty kickass lady on here go with it, don't hold out on her, waiting for something slightly better. Believe me I've seen most of the women on here, you guys have slim pickens Stop trying to collect a bunch of network friends, that means nothing lol

Just because I looked at your profile , doesn't mean im interested. If I were, I'd message you by now

I DON'T want responses from BIsexual MEN , your gay, call it what it is.

I am pierced but very much a girly girl that dates professional looking older men.

If you do respond please fit these requirements, if you don't I'll delete your message.

No Hi my name is Bob, lets fuck within 5 minutes of conversation, substance turns me on and men outside the box do as well.

NOTE: A TON of pics of your barebacking various women is NOT a turn on, it just show's that you will bare with anyone and just nasty!

I have to write this twice since some of you so called educated men, can't read 2nd grade english. BE SINGLE!!!!!! This means no other lame fuck GF or Wives!!!!!!!! BE SINGLE BE SINGLE BE SINGLE!!!!!

Caucasian or Latin

Professional

Looking for a gf with a naughty side THAT MEANS more on the LTR side of things not just one's fuck doll.

Live in or very close around OC

Taller than 5'9

Live alone

Single

WELL ENDOWED

No visitors from out of town

Must be OLDER than 35 ... I've tried the younger, I truly can't do it. Younger guys are not humble, unappreciative and uninteresting , because its all about them. I may have to say 40 and up now LOL